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 Post subject: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:51 am 
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OK folks, conditions are perfect.

Here are the categories, now let's hear some nominations!

Best Mod:
Kareem
Bego
theadder
bran

Best Couple:
laifu and Grace
bran and theadder

Best Argument:

The great homosexuality debate:
the-morality-behind-fixing-game-breaking-bugs-t1805.html
(yes, it's also listed under the derail category, but jesus christ)

Bego and Babitz argue about fat people (can't find the thread)

Ethics in Games Journalism:
tropes-vs-women-in-video-games-t1333-170.html

The Stanley Parable (because this one will always have a special place in our hearts.)



Best Thread Derailment:

I don't even know what to call this one, because it was derailed about six times in sequence:

the-morality-behind-fixing-game-breaking-bugs-t1805.html

From "Nipples" to "Welcome to the group, miniviper... you're not a furry are you?"
nipple-thread-t1782.html


Quote of the Year (forum):
"This forum is no place for pussies" - Gilgamesh

"As for the genitals, well.. I suppose you never got birthday ****?" - Bego

“You haven't LIVED until you obsessed over a novel's translations.” - Proustiprune

“Am I the only person who remembers the olden days when every gamer and his mom were screaming bloody murder and clamoring for Jack Thompson's nuts on a plate?” - Proustiprune

“Even in a time when social media wasn't nearly as pervasive the man still got a buttload of death threats. Wouldn't be surprised if some people even openly brainstormed the range of blunt and sharp objects they were intending to shove up his dickhole.” - Proustiprune

“Kind of surprised to know he was a woman all these years and that most of the people defending Quinn and Sarkeesian right now absolutely WEREN'T pulling each other's dicks and patting each other on the back for wanting to lynch the ************.” - Proustiprune

“I'm a ******.” - laifuthegreat

"I'm agreeing with Babitz in public." - theadder

“If you ignore all the anti-Semitism in The Protocols of the Elders of Zion it tells a pretty interesting story too.” - theadder

“Also, articles like "How To Get a Sixth Grade Girl to Notice You" makes me glad that the NSA exists.” – Beef Wellington


Best Avatar:

Best Signature:

Friendliest Poster:
Soup
bilan
Skimming
Grace

Most Valuable Poster:
Gilgamesh

Best Troll:
theadder
OPG
Babitz

Best Reviewer:
fatman
sexbad

Most Opinionated:
Gilgamesh

(Intentionally)Funniest Poster:

Most Likely to succeed:
bego

Quote of the year (IRC):
"all chat is rooted in pain." - theadder
"I like the Jews" - Skimming


Loneliest Thread:

Lightbulbs & Nobel prizes:
the-nobel-prize-t1890.html

Newbie of the Year:
PeenMole
Miniviper
polomi
plurmio
NeonDarkness
gtafans93

"Come back to us!" award (poster we'd like to see post more often):

(anything else?)



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 Post subject: Re: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:58 am 
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 Post subject: Re: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 5:06 am 
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To keep things organized and avoid repetition, I'll edit the original post to add in nominations when they come in. I've taken the ones that people were making ahead of time in last year's thread, too.



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 Post subject: Re: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
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I nominate bilan for friendliest poster.

For curing Arthritis....
arthritis-cure-in-ayurveda-boon-of-nature-t1908.html


....and for finding a remedy for back pain
curative-remedy-for-back-pain-t1773.html



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 Post subject: Re: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:32 pm 
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Oh yeah I should finish this!

Also I'm putting this here to preserve it for next year.

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 Post subject: Re: 3rd Annual Fatman Awards: IT'S BUSINESS TIME!!
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I just want to honour a chat that's been ignored for too long: Pre-US-election chat. I really really loved that period in #ts where you would enter, discuss earthmother Herman Cain and find the next funny Rick Perry video to chat about. That is irl the best chat period and I'm looking forward to the upcoming months a lot. Give us something entertaining, Reps!!



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