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"A real gem. Bonus points for realism, as you will most likely fuck up a lot, and the women will laugh at you, a lot. Just like in real life. Good tho."
Geometry Wars 3: Dimensions
"Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D."
Duke Nukem Forever
"Excellent gameplay, and lots of babes. Though it would be better with anime graphics, it's still an incredible game."
"In this dating sim, you can play as a boy OR a girl. However, this revolutionary feature is hampered by the fact that the game was made by Americans."
"You spend the entire game trying to get the girl and then she fucking explodes before you get to the h-scenes. Bullshit. "
"There's one garbage-tier waifu and then at the end there's suddenly like five or six of her? Who the hell wrote this game."
"You play as a girl in this game, and if you look down, you can look at your own boobs. Absolutely incredible."
Final Fantasy 13
"Not only is Lightning a high-tier waifu, Fang is also very good. An excellent game for people with discerning tastes."
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