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"Would you like a cup of tea?" Mrs Merkel asked. "Yes, of course," the Queen replied.

One of her staff quickly produced a cup for the Queen. "Usually, I make it myself," the Chancellor said.


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There was a brief moment of concern,which seemed to amuse the 94-year-old Duke as the boat set off, when it was steered very close to the riverbank.

But it was quickly righted and sped off to cheers from wellwishers waiting at the riverside.


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At Windsor their guests were expected to play such rowdy house-party games as sardines and an extraordinary invented display called Parada, in which courtiers and surprised Cabinet Ministers goose-stepped past the King while he stood to attention by the fire.


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