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 Post subject: Waifu Hunter
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:56 pm 
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Some god-tier vidya game criticism can be found on this page.

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HuniePop

"A real gem. Bonus points for realism, as you will most likely fuck up a lot, and the women will laugh at you, a lot. Just like in real life. Good tho."

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Geometry Wars 3: Dimensions

"Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D."

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Duke Nukem Forever

"Excellent gameplay, and lots of babes. Though it would be better with anime graphics, it's still an incredible game."

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Roomates

"In this dating sim, you can play as a boy OR a girl. However, this revolutionary feature is hampered by the fact that the game was made by Americans."

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Braid

"You spend the entire game trying to get the girl and then she fucking explodes before you get to the h-scenes. Bullshit. "

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Bioshock Infinite

"There's one garbage-tier waifu and then at the end there's suddenly like five or six of her? Who the hell wrote this game."

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Mirror's Edge

"You play as a girl in this game, and if you look down, you can look at your own boobs. Absolutely incredible."

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Final Fantasy 13

"Not only is Lightning a high-tier waifu, Fang is also very good. An excellent game for people with discerning tastes."


Still more relevant than Gamasutra



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 Post subject: Re: Waifu Hunter
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:39 am 
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Truly a master of his niche.



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 Post subject: Re: Waifu Hunter
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:01 am 
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The real questions is.... what the fuck is the game "Pregnancy"??



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